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3 The Irregular Shed#","%
2 YS2 Goes To See The Orb","%
2 YS2 At The Monmouth Street Kebab Shop","%
2 YS2 At The Brixton Academy With The Orb,
2 Stand back, Celia - I'll protect you!","
2 Paraphrase Simon Brattel","%
2 No! No! Aieeee!","
2 Look out, Jeff! They've broken in!","
2 Aargghh!","
2 :-) Hello.","
2 :-( Oh dear.","*"
2 200 Afterword#","@",".07","
2 199 Next Month#","
2 180 Space to let#","
2 170 Empty#","
2 150 Newsflash
2 140 Warn 'Us
2 130 Arts and Crafts
2 (c) Y-Not Software/Delta 4","*"
1 ~Well, at least he didn't say, 'Because wecare.'~","*"
1 ~It wasn't my fault, he just stepped out
1 z (etc).","*"
1 your taste buds and lie there. The rubberytexture doesn't help matters, and the palewhite colouring drives home the mediocrityof it all.#","
1 your bag at the counter as a preventative measure against shoplifting.#","
1 words of wibble for your delectation.#","
1 won't you sign?#","
1 with the semi-political reference to
1 with but a little patience and an ordinarycopy of YS. Its wafer-thin qualities lend
1 wiser and more thoughtful having been
1 whoever from Delta 4 wrote the Sceptical
1 who are really nice and hardly ever sue.#","
1 where's Gar, the man responsible for 50%
1 we're suing.#","
1 watched yesterday's Tiny Toon Adventures
1 was paid for YS2, not even to Delta 4,
1 version of Captain Blood is sitting besideme, ready to post to Dave 'Speedlock'
1 unpacker keeps falling over, and Andy's
1 tubed into Brixton because, well, it's not#","
1 toilets. The Orb were brilliant, the
1 to Mrs Ada Grotts of Bexhill and subjectedher to an hour of penetrating questions.
1 they may be, but if they are, we're not
1 themselves perfectly to folding...#","@","
1 the shops - p & p is included!","
1 the layered games and caused things to go so... murderously wrong.","
1 the last time Simon Forrester went to the Monmouth Street Kebab Shop, I followed himand nicked his order for review purposes.#","
1 the express purpose of being bitter and
1 the clever way you interwove that
1 the I'm-a-tourist-I-wonder-if-I-could-
1 the 128K prog into some semblance of
1 that YS2 would be printing the really veryfunny Captain Blood background story.#","
1 than yours' row with the Uni of Glam's
1 than it is for playing games?","
1 telling, so if you've a complaint, blame
1 task isonly half do
1 take-a-picture-of-your-kebab routine.#","
1 t's easy. It
1 sweating lots to avoid the queue at the
1 subscription, but without much luck.","
1 students, lives in a converted cowshed on a farm near Pontypridd. This seemed as
1 student newsletter.","*"
1 sparkle at the party now? His head droopedforwards as a crowd gathered and started
1 sort of blatant space-wasting!","?13","
1 something before 10am and I'm very tired
1 slip away and assume his secret identity.#","
1 skies. Your abilities to wrest humour fromthe artificial comparison of two elements are characteristically underdeveloped.
1 simple! One just rotates them 90 degrees.","
1 shame Jonathan into stopping stealing IS
1 section (p470, Channel 4) has appropriatedthe YS phrase 'or something'. ","Usually misquoted as 'Or something.', the abuse of this recognisable YS-ism has beenthe cause of much concern.","
1 scoundrel who told young Jonathan about
1 sandwiches in our rucksacks.#","
1 run out of stuff so I'll have to write
1 rucksacks.#
1 rock classic
1 robbery, Batmac hears of a really
1 right again. But however did you know?","
1 rifling his pockets.#","
1 remember, and that's from Monty Python's
1 refreshing change, and the sauce will makeyour eyelids sweat profusely.#","
1 quite 'nice' (equally loose term), and thenearest thing to the chilli sauce is
1 queuing for the toilets, and step on it.","*"
1 programme notwithstanding, those in power would be foolish not to hype it to the
1 prog (about 103K, in fact).#","
1 power-spike.","*"
1 person of wealth who will
1 passed on three and thought Yoko Ono was aconsequence of Brownian Motion, and so
1 parents. I mean, Flan wasn't even a girl
1 paper-engineered shapes can be produced
1 order. All the banks are packed but the
1 one for his tea. He invariably falls for
1 of the way somewhere because he's probablya Mathsboy.","
1 of that alleyway,~ jabbered a voice as
1 of Toxic Elephant? Didn't you return by
1 obvious lie.#","Let's take a brisk look at issue 2.#","
1 observed that the rather funny Digitiser
1 o,w;p$;" "
1 o,o;"P";p;"
1 not Jonathan forgotten to bring home the
1 nightmare.#","Cynicism and bitterness!#","Columns by international coding stars!
1 newspapery at the moment). And it's still free, and still unavailable in most of theworld!#","
1 napalm. The salad looked okay, but Simon
1 names for the full effect! Who would
1 must reach us by the last Friday in June. (Can't find a calendar.)","*"
1 multiload (no go) or a very large 128K
1 miserable?#","
1 might have led you reasonably to believe
1 mean, Flan
1 magazine, so they did.#","The Irregular Shed, not so much a
1 magazine, more a couple of sheets of paperphotocopied quickly and stapled together, has wowed the publishing world, and was atthe very centre of the 'My mag's better
1 magazine, answer the following question.#","
1 machine, or as a games machine?","
1 lots of time - I just won't stand for this
1 knacked. ~The Orb In Brief~. Who are they trying to fool?","*"
1 it's really good for mathematical
1 it's popular!","
1 inventive shots, feature interviews with
1 interpreted as meaning YS2 was at the
1 interesting-sounding party going on over
1 incredibly stupid names by unstable
1 ie, it's crap.","*"
1 his lips. His lightning mind already
1 have nothing to do with the Uni; while,
1 has failed. The Compupeople will be here
1 good an excuse as any to start up a
1 getting really contrived, aren't they?","
1 generously around the Shed.#","
1 gag about Gar thinking I was still
1 friends, is really millionaire playboy
1 forming plausible alibis for not arriving at the police station, he stepped from thealleyway and was knocked down by a car.
1 food, try the MSKS. It will make a
1 feedback and distortion.","
1 fashionable suit. A smile played across
1 everything!","*"
1 everything in DATA statements is a
1 errors before they go to the printer.","
1 en. Crack of lightning.)","
1 egrees.","
1 ecretsbehind
1 driver we nicked (yikes).#","(
1 does likes their music and Jonathan once
1 discussion of the transcendental rhythms
1 didn't order any, so I can't pass judgmenton its edibility.","*"
1 department. The price is the same as in
1 d*"ys22-all.c"
1 d droopedforwards as
1 cynical.","
1 cop-out. There's plenty of memory left -
1 conversely, it may only be the Uni that's making the course so miserable.#","
1 connection with The Orb, although Steve
1 computer technology, but advertise only inthe Speccy mags. Maybe we can call it the Super Spectrum. Hey! Let's make it white.","
1 computer magazine and not a television
1 code shell gets finished, because typing
1 charts with its moving rendition of 'Save Your Love', performed with Annette Crosbiefrom One Foot In The Grave, which is an
1 changed a light bulb, which is orb-like ifone discounts the pinched metal bit on theend.","?2","@
1 casts and crews, it's great.","
1 calculation.
1 buy an Acorn Archimedes simply because
1 brought this instead.","
1 bought said packet to distribute
1 before I knew what was happening the wholething had spiralled out of control and thelist was all wrong and there wasn't enoughtime and... (Sobs.)","
1 because Pontypridd has only one shop, and that's miles away from my Shed. However,
1 awarded a glimpse of what is to come.)","
1 atmosphere was brilliant, and I was
1 at the Carrolls'. On the pretext of takingthe criminals to gaol, Batmac is able to
1 at least to get some money for it.#","Issue 3, due 'sort of soonish', will be a relaunch, with 8 pages, digitised picturesand a mag-style front cover (it's more
1 at any moment! (Pant, heave.)","
1 articles to bolster the YS Subs Club, or
1 ard enough, Chief
1 and those in power don't like admitting
1 and this page has already crashed twice. Ithink I'll follow its example.#","
1 and Tummy just wore the dog collar becausehe liked it.#","
1 and I have to say that 'The Anvil Chorus' is my fave cartoon from that show to date.#","
1 amps and crank up the volume for lots of
1 `boy (n):
1 You've lost me there.","
1 You'll be seeing plenty more of IS, unlesswe can frighten Jonathan by pretending to have a team of high-powered lawyers.","*"
1 You will need:","
1 You don't have to be mad to work here, butthere wouldn't be a covertape otherwise.","*"
1 Yes, and I enjoy it hugely.","
1 YS2 issue 2. DRJ 5/5/93 0321
1 YS2 can categorically state it has no
1 YS2 c/o YS","
1 YS2 Takes Software Engineering As A CourseOption At The Universty Of Glamorgan","%
1 YS2 Goes To Smuggler's Island","%
1 YS2 And The Packet Of Somerfield Wine Gums","%
1 Y-Nots are entirely voluntary. No money
1 Y-Not Software are Jonathan, Steve and
1 Y, eh?","%
1 With a confirmed ABC of 20 after only two issues, IS looks set to streak up the
1 Why won't Last Of The Summer Wine end?
1 What number is Steve thinking of?#","
1 What makes you think the course is
1 What kind of magazine do you think YS is?","
1 Well, we got there in the end. These are
1 Well, no one'll notice if we lose one.#","
1 We got there in Gar's car. You remember
1 We analyse Sam's films, reveal the secretsbehind some of those marvellously
1 Wake you up with a refreshing cup of tea#","
1 Viewers of the new Teletext will have
1 Verdict: Ugh. 1/10","*"
1 Verdict: Hot stuff. 7/10","*"
1 Verdict: A truly brilliant gig. 10/10#","
1 Underground Culture.","
1 Two bad guitarists with big amps","
1 Tue 5 May 93
1 Translation","
1 Tonteg's leading student-produced
1 To win a copy of The Irregular Shed,
1 Time, the enemy of the two writers working
1 This would indeed have been the case had
1 This page has been deleted due to a
1 Things are not going well. I received
1 Things That Speccies Can't Do","%
1 There's nothing to see here. Move along topage 199, come on, move along...","*"
1 The story so far","
1 The best time to visit the shop is around 6.30pm, which is when Simon usually buys
1 The YS Complete Guide To 3D Games","%
1 The Y-Nots believe that mags should be forreading. So, as paper is running a little short, we've taken to the covertape with
1 The Sinclair ZX Spectrum.","
1 The Sceptical driver is copyright Delta
1 The Farm) - Car Goes Brookside - Shed New Year's Honours - and Laundering Money The Shed Way, which is an obvious lie.","*"
1 The 'meat' (very loose term, that) was
1 That's Y.#","
1 That seems to have filled the page nicely.","*"
1 Thanks! I'll do that straight away.","
1 Thank you, Billy Bigshoes and Emily
1 Television","%
1 Technology Hits Shed - Pagan Sacrifice
1 Taxi! Brixton Academy and a predictable
1 Superiority. Ladies and gentlemen, the
1 Subs Club, o
1 Stuck for something to say, as per usual. DRJ 5/5/93 0326
1 Stick the drummer at the back, the singer at the front and the keyboard player out
1 Steve.","*"
1 Steve, along with a group of other
1 Steve's opinions are not necessarily thoseof Y-Not Software as a whole. Of course
1 Steve's Review Spesh","%
1 Steve! Take out the acknowledgement of
1 Sorry; the what?","
1 Smuggler's Island with nothing but a senseof adventure and a packet of ham
1 Sign? Your letter said sing.","*"
1 Shush, they haven't turned the page yet.","*"
1 She answered the majority correctly, but
1 Send your answer to Boolean Value Compo atthe YS2 address (see page 200). Entries
1 See you next month. Probably.","*"
1 Sceptical driver without permission for
1 Sadly, unlike the tangy bite of Rowntree'swine gums, Somerfield's just flop onto
1 Rolf Harris mouth sounds (himmm chicka haachicka etc)#","
1 Right. You want the zenith of 8-bit Z80
1 Right, I'm off to bed. (Better not forget to take in that tape later, eh, readers?)#","
1 Put the guitarists right next to their
1 Programmer Assembly Line","%
1 Primly irritated, isn't he?","*"
1 Passed. Next!","*"
1 Outside Shed - Sharon Expose As Closet
1 Origami","%
1 Oh, that's easy. It was me. Oh damn. ","*"
1 Oh no! A psychology student!","*"
1 Of course, the quality of the course may
1 Number "+n$,"?2","%
1 Now read on...","*"
1 No. I've been trying to order it on
1 No, no. Of course, Andy checks them for
1 No, master. I could not find one. I have
1 No! I hate that sort of wishy-washy
1 Nice review, Steve. I particularly liked
1 Next Month in YS2!","%More than 50 pages!
1 Never one to shy from a new sweet, I
1 My new creation. Magnificent!","
1 My PR/marketing manager! It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!","
1 Mathsboy (n):
1 Looker for fast loader-ing. I've just
1 Look, it's been almost a year now. Why
1 Look, I was doing fine, then someone said,What about the layered games then? and
1 Life Of Brian', origin obscure.)","*"
1 Life Of Brian'
1 Lies! All lies! I'm innocent.","
1 L.-"AKis copyright
1 Kensington because it's a nice area, and
1 Keep you dry in the middle of a Welsh
1 Just let go. That's all you have to do.","*"
1 Ixnay on the onfessioncay.","
1 It's no good, Jeff! Major Fields' attack
1 It's a Sam Raimi mag. Your Sam, you see?","*"
1 It was a sharp, cold day when Dink, Flan, Julio, Gorge, Tummy and I set out for
1 Issue 2's main feature is IS Ripped Off ByYS, a risibly unsuccessful attempt to
1 Is the Speccy more suited to programming
1 Inspector. Well, Miss Marple, you were
1 Incident At Music Hall Central","%
1 In the fine tradition of British comedy;
1 If you're in Bath and don't fancy fast
1 If the machine
1 If somebody else does something.#","Speccy/SAM-related stuff!
1 I've been here since 7pm trying to hack
1 I'm not a great kebab eater, probably
1 I think we've heard enough, Chief
1 I think I've got it, Celia. They appear tobe composed of ASCII characters. It's so
1 I say, I say, why is YS like Doctor Who?
1 I remember thinking, how funny it was thatthe others weren't even a parody of the
1 How are you today?#","
1 How To Form A Student Band.
1 Hey, it was an experience too intense for words.","
1 Hence YS2.#","
1 Have you ever seen a copy of YS?","
1 Gladiator - Page 2 Finally Done - Number 6Speaks! - How To Dance (By The Bloke Out
1 Get all the levels wrong, try to drown outthe singer and belt out some rock classicsand anything by The Doors.","*"
1 Gar, he was responsible for 50% of Toxic
1 G8M$BSw;p$
1 Firstly, we'd just like to say that on no account should this headline be
1 Famous Five, but had just been given
1 Excuse me, sir, but you'll have to leave
1 Except 'brilliant', obviously. Anyway,
1 Episode Four","%
1 Elephant. Anyway, we parked the car in
1 Don't make the mistake I did! It's crap!#","
1 Does anyone edit your articles?","
1 Do you write for YS?","
1 Do you see the Speccy as a programmer's
1 Did you bring the brain as I instructed?","
1 Delta 4's copyright. If asked, deny
1 Day Of The Compupeople","%
1 Damnation.","*"
1 Damn design flaws. The Programming Abilityand Basic Spelling modules have been builtto fit in the same socket.#","
1 DOMUM, 'the only bit of Latin we could
1 Crime fighter Batmac, unknown to his
1 Credit Time","%
1 Credit Time
1 Columns by international cod
1 Clot.","?4","
1 Certain phrases used in this month's YS
1 Captain Logic Goes Shopping","%
1 Captain Blood#","%
1 Captain Blood for the covertape Wednesday morning, only to find it was a 48K
1 Captain Blood booklet.#","
1 C True#","
1 But most of your goods are crap.#","
1 But I thought that's exactly what we did.","
1 Bruce Spruce. While foiling a bank
1 Breadbin, Emeritius Professor of
1 Boom boom!","
1 Biff!","Pow!","%
1 Better. Yourself?","?7","
1 Become pregnant#","
1 Because the cast keeps changing
1 Batmac slid casually into unconsciousness.If only they could have used the proper
1 Batmac shrugged on his secret partygoing
1 Bath BA1 2BW#","%
1 Balance peanuts around the edge of a pint glass#","Load Archimedes software","*"
1 B Six billion and three","
1 As we all know, 36 pages for a magazine isfalling heavily on the wrong side of
1 As I write this, the YS packed 128K
1 Arts And Crafts","%
1 Anyway,;","%
1 Another real-life defence of legal rights next month!","*"
1 Annette Crosbie
1 An obvious lie.","?2","
1 All this in issue 3 of YS2, next month. Hurrah!","*"
1 Ah, what you need to do is to order a copyeach month from the Back Issues
1 Ah, Lionel, the position of the clock was all wrong, you see. But I fear our task isonly half done. We've yet to find the
1 Ah, Lionel
1 After fighting off several thousand tickettouts we got in and had a lot of fun. The gig started at 9pm and finished at 6am, soI drank gallons of water and relied on
1 Acting on legal advice, we placed a call
1 Academy as guests of The Orb.#","
1 A very bad singer","
1 A variety of interesting and amusing
1 A toothbrush. Excellent! I insert it - so!Ha ha! Throw the switch.","
1 A really good keyboard player who can onlyafford a crap keyboard#","
1 A particularly poor analogy. YS being a
1 A drummer with a timing problem","
1 A blank page
1 30 Monmouth Street","
1 1nd Craftsevision
1 17th-18th April 1993","(","@","?4",".8","
1 17th-18th April 1993","%
1 160 A lack of things#","
1 160 A lack of things
1 137 Publishing","*"
1 135 Technology#","
1 134 Word Of The Month#","
1 133 Better Yourself#","
1 132 Origami#","
1 131 Music#","
1 125 Tonight's Film From The '50s","*"
1 122 Legal Beagles#","
1 121 TV Nightmares#","
1 120 Television
1 119 American Foreign Policy#","
1 118 Software Engineering#","
1 117 Somerfield Wine Gums#","
1 115 The Monmouth Street Kebab Shop#","
1 111 The Orb at the Brixton Academy#","
1 110 Reviews
1 0 Empty#","
1 ... pleaded guilty to using Delta 4's
1 -kebab routi
1 ,"?4","%","@
1 ,"?2","%","@
1 (To be continued.)","*"
1 (Time storm returns author to present,
1 (Sudden time storm flings author one monthinto the future.)","
1 (Sproing.)#","
1 (Mathsgirl; Lat. ROMANI ITE
1 (Lightning strikes. Power surge. Sparks.)","
1 (Etc.)","*"
1 (Door creaks op
1 (Crap from critics.)","*"
1 (Continued on page 119.)","*"
1 (Clap of thunder.)","
1 'really nice, hardly ever sue' 4. The
1 'crap'.#","
1 'Two Chortles'!","*"
1 "^Twelve","Fergus McNeill"
1 "^Ten","The costume designer for ~Xanadu~"
1 "^Six","Number Six"
1 "^Seven","Bill Drummond"
1 "^Nine","Graham ~Shawbrothers~ Shaw"
1 "^Five","The bloke who was in Rod, Jane and Freddy before Freddy","*"
1 "^Eleven","The St Winifred's School Choir soloist"
1 "^Eight","The Judge Dredd film"
1 "@Word Of The Month","(;","@
1 "@Win a copy of The Irregular Shed","%
1 "@TV Nightmares","%
1 "(;",".9","@
1 "(","@","?3",".8","
1 "(",".7","@
1 ! IT'S ALIVE!
1 the review.","*"
1 on YS2, strikes again!
1 Where Are They Now? "
1 SAMKENSTEIN","%
1 Issue 2#","%
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